It has been suggested that I specify what my type is. That way all the prospective Yentes out there can fix me up just right:

1. Sense of humor.
2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10".
3. 32 to 42 yrs old.
4. Employed.
5. Ambitious.
6. Not too skinny, not too plump.
7. Must worship me.
8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby!
9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome.
10. Not flaming. I'll supply that...
11. Cute smile.
12. Brains.

Is that so hard to find?

That sounds like a band Nick Cave would be involved with.

Is HE a yentalman ? ;)

My alternate plan is to become buff at the gym, get really rich and famous and become an absolute monster that all the men want.







But that takes so much time!




:D

It would take less time than if you expect to get fixed up on the LoT.

What did you do with your cowboy?

Let's just say I saved a horse.
;)

Just a fling...

I even had this idea to become and alcoholic and then recover just so I could go to Chernabog's AA meetings. There are hot gay men there! But then my conscience wouldn't let me do it.

:D

I haven't been on a date since the 80's - I don't want to hear about it ;)

The only requirement for being there is the desire to stay sober