He looks like a good suitor for Lucy...

He does need a trophy wife.

I took him to 2nd Street tonight and everyone was cooing over the "puppy". Everyone wanted to know how old he was. They were all a bit surprised when I said "17".

People say that about some of my dates.

Wait... where did you go? Did you have yummy food? Heroin chicken? Crepes? OH! *sigh*

Heroin Chicken. And, Abe loves it too. He was sitting on my lap when the food came and he almost jumped on the table. I put him in his hut, which we had brought with us, and he didn't want to stay in. I gave him bits of chicken so he'd stayi in his hut. It worked until he was done with his chicken.

He's so skinny that I want to feed him as often as possible, but this eating in restaurants thing is not good.

Heroin chicken for the world's oldest hedonist! Ha! :snap:

so.... what.. he just doenst like Costco Rotisserie chicken??
Whats the deal Abe?

actually I think hes the oldest living 4 legged hedonist. I think keith richards has him beat on the 'oldest' overall...not to mention I dont think his heroin comes in chicken form


yeah, that was actually really surprising, wasnt it? the disdain in his face when it was offered was quite telling. funny, I thought it was quite good

I'm actually thinking of getting some boiled chicken. Or, maybe just some canned chicken. Wait! I might have some. He's not eating quite as well today. The think the heroin has ruined his appetite.