Our dragons go through about 600 crickets a week. You better watch out.

Dragon picture (in spoilers in case BTD wanders in)

They're enormous! The size of a house they be!
:D

My rantings:

I hate when ranting threads mention crappy drivers. YES! There are crappy drivers! I announce to the world - everyone needs to get over this. (Yes, I'm a crappy driver.)

Clips should match the amount of papers they are holding. Large paper clips on 2 sheets of paper leave phantom clip folds in the pages. Yuck! I also hate when you have too many pages in one large clip, twisting the clip to the point that it's not reusable. Get a freaking binder clip for that. Each clip to its own set task.

Yeah, sorry for the big pic.

Actually, they generally run from 20-24" from nose tip to tail tip. The head of the one in the foreground is about 2-1/2-3" from nose to neck.

And the one in the background bit my finger last week (only the second time in three years - out of 10+ dragons) that I have been bit.

I want to meet the kitties.

I get it. Everyone needs to not complain and all should listen to you.
Got it.
:writes down in notepad: :D

Are you kidding? I thought you were always afraid of them?

Why are hot dogs packed ten to a package and buns twelve to a package?

Oh, wait: they fixed that.

Talk to your wife ;)

It's time to get over my fear. But I only want to meet the ones that won't eat my face. :D

I really really really dislike every staff member from the school of medicine with whom I've ever had to interact. I wish they would stop attempting to order me about. It just makes me respond that much slower and that much less willing to do things the way they want (instead of the way that makes sense.)