Tell me about it. Three or four times now I've logged on to see a message "from me" that I did not post and had a momentary panic attack.

Man, that was so annoying during the Garth Brooks Avatar Stealingfest!

I think my head is going to explode.

I will be in France, likely sitting sullenly trying because I can't understand what anyone is saying. No need to worry about me.

I think you should start with Alex's plan.

I promise not to come withing 2,000 miles of the DLR during your visit. :(

Thank Goddess for that!

I have 2 ferrets to loan- will come out to Cali to deliver.

Many of you are responding quite well to this emergency. Extra credit points all around.

Pauvre Stefanie... vous avez un besoin de biere. :D