Plus the funds to refloat a beached Ocean Liner somwhere along the coasts of India.

Sadly, it would be far cheaper to build a new ship.

Ooooh, to our own specifications. Right now, I want the floating version of Tony Stark's Malibu swank pad, as featured in IronMan.

So, what would the Swankitania look like...

Hmmmm.... I have next week off, and it looks like we're not going out of town as planned....

Hmmmmmm....................

I think it time to create the Center for Rational Hedonism think tank - we'll be a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to exploring ways to improving the pursuit of happiness - we of course will be the first test subjects...