Wow, another Arbor day come and gone, just like that -- (dramatically snaps finger)
It seems I was just getting used to that special Arbor "feeling" when, just as quickly as it had appeared, it past. The end. Finished. Finis. Just like that -- (dramatically blows upon palm)
Now I am alone. Alone, with only the thoughts of my Arbor adventures to keep me company and a snootful of whiskey to keep me warm. Nevertheless, I still have the Arbor Day tree I cut down from the field behind my building. And its still covered in lights and tinsel in honor of trees everywhere. We gots to save 'em, folks. Someday they will be all gone. Just like that -- (dramatically kicks backside of sleeping hobo, then after rifling through pockets, dramatically runs away)
 Happy Arbor Day! |
