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SzczerbiakManiac 05-13-2008 12:29 PM

About 15 years ago, I was visiting my mother for the holidays and slept in her spare bedroom. At some point during my visit (I don't remember how this came up), she told me I was sleeping on the bed I was conceived in. I did NOT need to know that! :eek:

innerSpaceman 05-13-2008 12:38 PM

^ Aw, now I think that's totally sweet.


If she'd told you she came 6 times during that session, and your dad twice, but she's sure you were from the first batch ... then THAT would be TMI.

SzczerbiakManiac 05-13-2008 01:12 PM

iSm, I don't know if I should keep laughing out loud or gag at that thought! ;)

visible mojo since I can't give you the real thing until I spread a little further

libraryvixen 05-13-2008 01:23 PM

I loved this post. Thank you for the laught at work GC!

innerSpaceman 05-13-2008 01:24 PM

Just make sure you don't gag on a batch.

LSPoorEeyorick 05-13-2008 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac (Post 210367)
I can't give you the real thing until I spread a little further

He-LLO sailor!

The mom-talks-about-sex thing is old hat for me. (Some of you already know that) my mom did a presentation on "how to keep the romance alive" for my sister and my brother's wife the day before their weddings. All women in the family were required to attend. I was 11 and 14 at the time, so I got quite an education about, you know, technique and surprises and getting out of ruts (and, well, into them.) She then decided, for the rest of my life, to keep me in the loop whenever they did something she considered inventive. It used to make me feel quite embarrassed, but not that she's so ill... I actually kind of miss it.

When it came time for my wedding day, she actually said she'd already taught me everything so she felt no need to repeat it. (I guess she knew I was already using it.)

I was, by the way, conceived on a sailboat. (No wonder I love water so much.)

By the way, GC, this was a really terrific tale.

Ghoulish Delight 05-13-2008 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick (Post 210412)

I was, by the way, conceived on a sailboat. (No wonder I love water so much.)

If this boat's a rockin...well, it's probably due to wind and currents. But there's also the chance someone's having sex, so you'd better knock, to be safe.

lashbear 05-13-2008 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight (Post 210415)
If this boat's a rockin...well, it's probably due to wind and currents. But there's also the chance someone's having sex, so you'd better knock, to be safe.

As long as there's no wind and currents involved in the sex......


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