I think there should be an extra restroom for those who's $hit don't stink...

I think there should be a unisex bathroom with a bunch of stalls and a bunch of urinals. The urinals can be hidden from view by a wall, or put around the corner or something to "protect" those who don't want to see it. Or in a giant stall with no locking door.

Would this be the appropriate time to advocate for the return of the trough urinal to venues other than older sports venues?

Really, there is nothing that creates a faster bond than watching your pee mingle with your neighbor as it heads for the drain.

Im thinking one giant clumping litter box for all and be done with it.

I don't care how sexually attractive the person is, the sound of grunting and plopping in the stall next to me would definitely cool any such inclinations.

TeeHee, the classic Romans used to grunt and plop right next to each other with nary a separation between them (and nary any real plumbing to wisk things away either).


[shudder]

Toot, Whistle, Plunk, Boom?

:snap::snap::snap::snap::snap::snap::snap::snap::s nap::snap::snap::snap:

Spit Milk On Screen.

S nap ? WTF ? that doesn't show in the editor ?!?!

All this could be settled by the acceptance of depends and the elimination of all public rest rooms