oh my, i got hot just reading that. Wear your new low-cut, push-up combo next time, Ms. Librarian.

I was thinking "poor schmuck" while reading it. Reminds me of people who go onto a crappy show that appears on the TV Guide channel to get a makeover so they look more like some celebrity.

And at some point during each show they inevitably say they hope this makeover opens doors for them into a modeling or acting career.

Makes me sad for them every time.

Alex's post reminds me of a great skit from the TV show Fridays (ABC's West Coast answer to SNL back in the day...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvH0KQuuFYw

Yeah, the thought of the real thing really happening is kinda pathetic, but the story of a femmtastic Libertarian Librarian coming across a latino superman fan who knows he looks the part of the Man of Steel and not afraid to say it, while she's serendipitously posting about Superman on the computer a mere two stations away from him ... i'm sorry, but that's just hot.

You should do a Superman search on Myspace. I'm sure someone like that would have their pic plastered everywhere.

Great story CP!

I did attempt this, but MySpace's search sucks.

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Gah! You stole my line!

Can you read my mind?

No, but I know what it is that you do to me.