Red Dawn Pollyanna
Saccharine blonde teenager kicks commie ass.

Iron Eagle vs. Shark
Too-stupid-to-live New Zealanders kick commie ass while wondering if they can get bit parts when Jemaine Clement films the next season of Flight of the Conchords.

The Russians Are Coming the Russians Are Coming to America
The exact same movie with any potential ambiguity removed from the title. Some theater goers thought they might be coming to Canada.

Rocky IV Weddings and a Funeral
Drago kills Hugh Grant and as revenge Sylvestor Stallone kicks commie ass.

One, Two, Three, Four Christmases
A Coca Cola executive in West Berlin is upset when his daughter intends to marry an East German communist. But he relents when he realizes it would be less annoying than Vince Vaughn.

The Spy Who Came in from the Cold Creek Manor
A British spy takes on one last mission. A suicide mission. That mission is to have Disney make a good suspense horror movie. He fails.

The Day the Earth Caught Fire Down Below
Rita Hayworth, Robert Mitchum, and Jack Lemmon single handedly infect every last person on the planet with gonorrhea.

No Way Out of Africa
In a surprise move, Kevin Costner settles the question of whether he or Robert Redford is the worst actor turned Academy Award-winning director by killing Redford in a plane crash. Oops, spoiler warning.

Forever Young Frankenstein

A 1939 test pilot inherits the castle of his grandfather, the famous Dr. Victor von Frankenstein and asks his pretty lab assistant named Inga to use him as a guinea pig for a cryogenics experiment. Young Frankenstein wants to be frozen for a year so that he doesn't have to watch his love go through a reanimation experiment. The next thing Victor knows is that he's appearing in a 1983 Taco video.

Thank you, Mr. Blackwell.

Seven Brides For Seven Brothers Karamazov
 

Mirthful glee soon turns ugly as tensions arise in the Karamazov family when Dmitri, a Russian backwoodsman steals one of his father's mistresses to bring home to his farm. His six jealous brothers soon learn that in order to obtain brides of their own they must don tightly colored Spandex trousers to win over their life mates.

For the twisted category...

Big Kids
When a boy wishes to be big at a magic wish machine, he wakes up the next morning as an amoral, HIV-positive skateboarder who sets out to deflower as many virgins as possible.

Where the Independence Day Takes You
A group of teen-age runaways try to survive in the streets of Los Angeles where they aliens whose goal is to invade and destroy the planet.

The Deep Throat

A pair of young vacationers are involved in a dangerous conflict with Harry Reems when they discover the woman's clitoris is a deadly wreck in Bermuda waters. Featuring extended underwater sequences and a look into the affairs of an actress who can't decide if she should celebrate or shun her past.

The Greatest Truman Show On Earth
 

Truman, a circus' star clown affectionately known to his trapeze artist friends and lion tamer buddy as "Buttons", grows evermore suspicious that there is more to life than endless performances and elephant dung; but he soon learns that he's up against the odds of escape when he discovers the entire Big Top is under close circuit surveillance and his buddies are in on it, too, even the elephant.

Tagline: There's more to Life than Animal Dung.

A girl on the cusp of adulthood, unwilling to let go of her childhood fantasies and frightened of her ruthless stepfather. A small fairy-like insect, that is looking for a lost shadow, leads her to a mythical world of monsters and pirates.

I woke up for about an hour during the night, and I came up with these. Forgive me for not including descriptions, but I think if you know the movies in question you’ll get them (though some tend a bit toward obscurity). I can provide descriptions on request.

Oh, Godather!
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Great White Hope
Sleeping Beauty and the Beast
The Lion King and I
In the Heat of the Night of the Living Dead
Don’t Look Who’s Talking Now
Mr. And Mrs. Smith Go to Washington
Home Alone in the Dark
Coming Home Alone
The Night of the Deer Hunter
Beethoven’s Fifth Element
To Have and Have Not Another Teen Movie
Murder, My Sweet Hereafter
The Quiet American Beauty
The Good, the Bad, and the Coyote Ugly
Dirty Harry and Tonto
Big Momma’s House of the Seven Gables
Big Momma’s House of Wax
Big Momma’s House of Sand and Fog
Bright Lights, Big City of Lost Children
The Dark Knight’s Tale
All That Jazz Singer
Eight Men In and Out
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down Brokeback Mountain
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Diary
Horton Hears Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf
Lord Love Howard the Duck
The Man Who Would Be the King and I
Thirteen Conversations About The Thing
The Sounder of Music
Gone, Baby, Gone in 60 Seconds
The Fish Called Wanda That Saved Pittsburgh

The story of three different men in a Louisiana prison and their eventual excape and journey to Spain where they try and help a woman figure out why her lover has left her. A very complicated and confusing manner story that includes music by Tom Waits and Bernado Bonezzi.



A man seeks answers about life, death, and the existence of God as he plays chess against the Grim Reaper on one of the tiny specks of land in the Bering Sea.





A former Korean War POW, Don Quixote, is brainwashed by Communists into becoming a political assassin. But another former prisoner may know how to save him in this music version of a classic story.