I'm confused. What part of the world do I need to travel to in order to celebrate your birthday this moment? I can be at the airport in an hour.

:confused:

If I have a choice of global locales, please recommend the culture that's got the most hedon points.

Thank you in advance, birthday guru o' swankdom.

happy birthday to the Guru of Swank
May your day and the coming year be filled with hedons
:snap: :cheers:

Happy Birthday from the Wolfpack!

Happiest birthday wishes, €uroMeinke! Hope your day is filled with swank and merriment. :) :cheers:

May your birthday dance rival Shiva's!

Happy Birthday!

Swanky Birthday!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday!

Hope the Martini's are flowing soon.

This year, I'm going to try to start a tradition in which I relay a favorite memory of the birthday-person in question. Who better to start with than Chris?

Late last year, I was tickled by the site of you in your elegant smoking jacket, with a very manly-looking drink in your hand, bobbing up and down on a Yo Gabba Gabba dance mat with such conviction and commitment to your performance. The noises that came from that dance performance were nothing short of brilliantly avant-garde. It would have been the kind of performance that, if seen in the context of a dozen other modern dance pieces, would have no doubt been the one I came home talking about.

May you keep dancing with such exuberance, this year and always. Happy Birthday, Chris!

Happy birthday! :cheers: