I almost bought bacon from Costco yesterday. But then I thought, do I need 4 pounds of bacon in my freezer? The answer was yes but I skipped the idea in the end.
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You would only have three pounds in your freezer, silly. The other pound, well half-pound once you finished cooking up the first half-pound, would be in the fridge.

Your poundage allocation is incorrect. He would have two pounds in the freezer and one in the fridge as he would have cooked and eaten one pound :)

All this pounding. I'm either getting horny or a headache.

Usually a headache stops someone else's horny...
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Headache or not, full speed ahead?

Aye, aye, Commodore!

I had bacon-wrapped asparagus the other day at a BBQ. It was great.

"I can bring home the bacon,
Fry it up in a pan,
And never, ever let you
Forget you're a man!"

But would he lunch you for it?




I originally typed "... lunch you in the end?" but I thought that was just easy of a target.