Mostly a joke. I love the girls. But it's like coaching a group of ADD cats.

So, how did that Harvard win do for your brackets this year?

ADD cats = Cats

I didn't realize this until I got home and changed my shirt, but I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Thanks gawd I don't have a strenuous job! :eek:

I discovered that when I went to pee this morning at work that I put my boxers on backwards

Before or after?

On a related note....

Before using any bathroom anywhere be sure to check supply levels before you get started.

I was eating one of those plastic cups of grapefruit slices last night. Through the remaining juice, I saw what appeared to be one sliver of fruit at the bottom, but I couldn't seem to find it with the fork. Turned out it was my finger showing through the bottom of the cup.

Granted, I was a little sleep-deprived, but it reminded me of when my cat used to try to reach for objects on the other side of the sliding door.

Have you ever farted just before you sat down and then realized you just farted in your own face?