And in all likelyhood, that hand churned butter would be so vastly different from what people were used to that they would not like it.

(I've had it, its very different)

And it is far better to have people walk away with that piece from the smith, than walk away saying, "Hey man, it's cool and all, but stay AWAY from the butter churning area"

You know you work for a beauracracy when you are OVERJOYED to find that they finally painted a door for you.

Is it painted green?

Totally agree. After weeks and weeks, I got my office to unblock advocate.com yesterday. They said they thought it was 'porn' but never actually visited the site itself. I was overjoyed, but then was thinking 'Doy, shouldn't someone look at the site before they block it?' I mean, there are quite a few GLBT guests downstairs who use our free internet access. Yeah, most want porn, but hey there may be a few looking to get knowledged. :D

Ha! Forwent is a word.

Actually, it is.
It may be a word but it still sounds dumb :p

I'm going to live forever on a diet of nothing but coffee and booze. The booze will destroy my liver and heal my heart. The coffee will heal my liver and destroy my heat. It will form a perfect symbiotic relationship, keeping my organs in an immortal stasis.

I'm going to live on a diet of McDonald's Big Mac's and Cheeseburgers.

After all, every time you hear a report about food that's bad for you they always say something like "It's the equivalent of 8 Big Mac's". So I figure the McFood must actually be pretty good for you.

Damn, where is that "snicker" emoticon when I need it...

And STILL no love for "highlit"... as in "highlighted"