Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

- Woody Allen

"Every great thinker is someone else's moron."

--Umberto Eco, Foucault's Pendulum

"I just let off in a tax inspector's face, and it was mostly deliberate."
Alan Partridge

"By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged." - Sir Alexander Dane

"Dammit Mom, I got my headgear on"- The Geek in Sixteen Candles

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of."

Burt Bacharach

"We need a president who's fluent in at least one language."
Buck Henry

"Our constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws, not of men."

Gerald R. Ford

Can't give you mojo yet, MBC, so here's a quote:

"Popular government rests in the common sense, and the self-restraint of the American people. It rests in the knowledge of the majority that it must keep within the checks of the law and the Constitution if the Government is to be preserved. And it must rest in the view that the minority that it is much more important that the government should be sustained than that the minority should should have for the time being control of or a voice in the government. It rests in the knowledge of the majority that the rights of the minority and in the individuals of that minority are exactly as sacred as the rights in the individuals of the majority."

William Howard Taft