(looks around)

Cool kids? At this lunch table?

Well, really missed you!!!!!

Nothing that I can think of.

Watching Jon from 'Jon & kate Plus 8'. I don't know...I don't think he is saying the truth. Or if he is, he is giving his opinion, his truth.

Nothing you can "conceive" of, eh?

Inconceivable!

He bugs me to no end. She does too though. At first I felt bad for him being so hen pecked. But at the same time, he let that happen over the course of their marriage.

And what now? He's got a bachelor pad, a 2 seat car and is traveling all over the place and telling magazines how much "he detests her". Whatever.

I never watched the show. Everything I know about them is from The Soup.

I feel bad for the kids, and only the kids.

Why anyone would be interested in watching someone else's very public, very horrible divorce is beyond me.

The idea that those people are somehow worth the attention is baffling. There are plenty of ugly divorces (and ugly people) in this world.

Letterman's Top Ten for last night were "Highlights" from Obama's speech to students:

#4.Told kids to listen to their parents, "Except for the 8 of you stuck with Jon and Kate"