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Motorboat Cruiser 06-14-2006 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight
I'm going to live forever on a diet of nothing but coffee and booze. The booze will destroy my liver and heal my heart. The coffee will heal my liver and destroy my heat. It will form a perfect symbiotic relationship, keeping my organs in an immortal stasis.

Beats the hell out of rice cakes.

blueerica 06-14-2006 01:50 PM

Why does my head hurt?

Motorboat Cruiser 06-14-2006 01:51 PM

Not enough coffee and booze, perhaps?

blueerica 06-14-2006 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight
I'm going to live forever on a diet of nothing but coffee and booze. The booze will destroy my liver and heal my heart. The coffee will heal my liver and destroy my heat. It will form a perfect symbiotic relationship, keeping my organs in an immortal stasis.

Hmmmm.... Maybe that's how I've been losing weight? Makes more sense than what I've come up with so far...

Add to that equation water, though... Or you'll be dehydrated like... umm... something really dry.

Motorboat Cruiser 06-14-2006 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blueerica
Add to that equation water, though... Or you'll be dehydrated like... umm... something really dry.

You'll turn into a pile of sand. :)

BunnyTravolta 06-14-2006 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
Than have to have a frontal lobotomy


Just different ways to kill the pain the same......

I wish I could remember who sang that song. I used to hear it all the time on Dr. Demento way back when I lived in Monterey. That song and "Pencil Neck Geek" by Classie Freddie Blassie are my all-time Demento faves.

BunnyTravolta 06-14-2006 11:05 PM

Cow hat. Why?
My dog's bigger than you.
:confused:

Prudence 06-14-2006 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BunnyTravolta
Just different ways to kill the pain the same......

I wish I could remember who sang that song. I used to hear it all the time on Dr. Demento way back when I lived in Monterey. That song and "Pencil Neck Geek" by Classie Freddie Blassie are my all-time Demento faves.

Tom "T-Bone" Stankus.

BunnyTravolta 06-14-2006 11:21 PM

God, I'm SO glad I married a geek!!!

CoasterMatt 06-15-2006 06:20 AM

Existential Blues - I'll put it back on my server after work tonight...


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