I'm wondering if I'll get to see another grownup smash into the fence, trying to be cool

And I'm wondering if I can find your address around here somewhere......and I'm wondering if banana bread goes bad or can it be mailed?

I'm wondering why I don't have "Uncle Salty" by Aerosmith on CD somewhere around here? WTF is wrong with my CD collection?

Oh it most certainly can be mailed...condition upon arrival...probably not that good!!


I'm wondering why taking a nap as an adult is such a guilty pleasure. When we were little people MADE us take a nap! What the heck happened? I feel like such a schlep today...nothing accomplished! Zilch!

I'm sitting here, with my fox sports page refreshing every 30 seconds, wondering how people survived before the Internet?

I'm wondering if my clothes will dry in an hour.

I wonder why I thought I could wash and dry a load of laundry in an hour.

I wonder what time I should leave tonight to deal with traffic

I wonder if my co-worker is going to give me his last peice of chocolate EDIT: HE DID! YAY!

I wonder why I am hungry after I ate lunch

I really wonder why people don't stop when there is a bus with it's red lights flashing and stop signs out. People it says "STOP WHEN RED LIGHTS FLASH"!

I wonder why there is never a cop to ticket those who speed by.

I'm wondering why I keep trying to type ctrl-x to post replies when I know full well I'm not in Pine.

I'm wondering if Not Afraid would like to hear any of the 50 or so different Uncle Salty recordings Rose and I have on CD (or better yet, the 5.1 Surround remix on SACD)...

I wonder when the last time I used Pine was. I wonder if I'll ever get myself to use the Windows version of vi I downloaded a while ago.

I discovered the other week when I was in a rush to get to work (on a day when I had to wear a "work" shirt) that my dryer alone (not counting washing) takes over an hour and a half.

I wonder if I have to wash the damn shirt again before Saturday?