Dear GD

see ya there
:(

Capt Jack

Dear Trader Joe,

I would like to thank you for the dinner I cooked myself tonight. You see, it featured that amazing chicken and mango sausage you had your employees cooking up at the back of your store. Though, to be honest, I think its flavors were wasted on the jambalaya she was making and, yes, even in my pasta. Short of sauteeing it with onions and peppers and enjoying it on a roll of pretzel bread, I'm not sure anything could do it justice.

So, from the bottom of my very stuffed little tum-tum, I thank you.

Sincerely,
Me

Dear Motherfvckers,

Fvck off! Asshats.

fvckily,
Traci

dear tracilicious,

feel better?

me

Dear my Spanish teacher -

It would have been nice to tell us the homework is due the weekend of the test, instead of the day the test opens (per the syllabus). I could have gone out and had fun tonight instead of busting my butt to get it done.

Signed,

a frustrated student.

p.s. it is a lot of work and while we have 2 weeks to do it some of us have other classes and jobs.

Dear Gus Gus,

Good to see you!!!!

Dear Bailarín Superior De La Barra,

Lo Siento

Signed,

Your Spanish Teacher

Dear Prudence

Won't you come out to play?

Signed,
John and Paul

Dear LoT:

Erica likes college football.

Signed,

A troublemaker.

Dear Accounting Prof,

If you happen to make a mistake again, post a 110 question "quiz" and I take it again... give me the flippin grade! I took the test in the hour and a half time limit, answered all the questions and got a B+. That's gotta count for something! Instead, you erased the grade and I had to take your 30 question quiz. Ugh.

Sincerely,

Your student

Dear Stupid Neighbor

Thank you for not securing your wireless network so that I have internet access while my modem decides it no longer wants to work.

KB