I love going to a fight and watching a hockey game break out :p



So.....

I'm an idiot and locked myself out of my bedroom last night :(. After 2 hours of trying to pick it I had to sleep on the couch. Who puts a regular key lock on a bedroom door?

Waiting for a co-worker to get here to pick the lock for me.

Regular lock on bed room door
You don't have the key
Co-worker who picks locks.

You know I'm really working hard to try and curb my habit of replying with cheap sarcastic comments, but you're not making it easy for me.

But I do hope it all works out and your co-worker can get you in the bedroom. Doh!

I mean your co-worker can get your door open.

Heh. Glad I can amuse you.

How can I give you dad mojo?

I had the fried chocolate pie there, and started to hate myself.

It was delicious.

Fried chocolate pie? What is it with all this fried deesert stuff? It's because of the FryDaddy, isn't it? Potatoes just weren't enough- they had to start shoving pies and Tweenkies and Oreos into them....

Don't forget turkey, weeniebreath.

Turkey? Psshaw. Today I read an article about fried Turducken!

I bet John Madden keeps that article in his bathroom next to the hand lotion.














Oh god, I just made myself ill.










At least I didn't say cooking oil.

You must spread some Mojo around before giving it to Ghoulish Delight again.


(And ewwww!)