Dear Really freeking annoyed IT girl

I'll bet Señor Manager will get his new laptop.

Signed,
Knows how Señor Managers can be

Dear Kevin,

I bet you're right. But not because of my managers deciding to appease him. They know what he wants and they won't go for it. They will have to be (and probably will be) directed by the Pres to get him the new laptop.

Dear remote access using Senior Manager:

If your laptop should some how get damaged, we'll have to replace it. Fitness experts suggest using the stair instead of the elevator to get a mini-workout during the day.

Department of Creative Destruction

Dear Julieta Venegas,

Why is it only now I've heard you? I understand that you sing in Spanish, and that might be an instant turn-off to some - but I just so happened to be flipping around stations and caught you on LATV. Your voice and style is unique, quirky, and beautiful. You've won Grammys? How come you never told me? Oh, they were Latin Grammys... So what, I like you anyway. I think I'm going to either download you on iTunes if I can find your, or I'm going to have to find your album.

Con carino
Erica


Dear LoT,

If you're wondering who in the hell Julieta Venegas in, click here. If I'm late to the game, tell me - because she was a pleasant surprise to catch live... on TV.

Sincerely,
Erica

Dear Erica,

Thanks for that. Dont feel bad, Ive never heard of her either, but yeah...very cool. I'll have to check that out myself. (notice I didnt mention how cute she is.)

Capt Jack


PS: LoT. For those of us spanish impared, Me voy = I go away (according to the translator) which I would assume is more like "Im leaving"

Just thought I'd save you a trip ;)

CJ

Dear Teens I've wrangled for my Advisory board,

Thank you for surprising me in a happy way. You're normally obnoxious and loud, but today, you were all willing to pitch in and help me plan the Halloween Carnival for the kids. You've made my transition to this new branch a happy one and I can't thank you enough. I can't wait to see what else we can all do!

Sincerely,

your friendly neighborhood library girl

Dear teens we saw at Togo's yesterday.

I really hope deep down inside you are like LBs teens. Because those dirty looks you were giving us as we left yesterday were really amusing. You may think you're hotter than we are... but we can party legally.

Signed,

Lovin my age

Heh, March 6, 1996. That's the day I became invisible to all teens. My classification went from "random adult" to "parent" and in a teen view of the world all parents are to be avoided at all times.

Except we're not parents!

I do remember the day I became a "some lady" though. "Mom, some lady is [blah blah blah]".

Dear Countless Hordes Driving the 22,

Get off my freeway!!! You’ve made me late to work twice already this week, and it’s only Tuesday! I left 15 minutes earlier this morning, and you still made me late! What’s your freekin problem, people?!?!