Do we really need to have a pissing match on this?

It's a discussion board, we are discussing.

If you would like I can verify this with the bishop next time I see him. It's been a few months since we last talked about this, when he confirmed my son in the National Cathedral. He seemed fairly clear on the issue but I'll see if I can find some documentation to corroborate. You might have to wait a bit however, since the Cathedral is currently closed for repair.

Yes. Boys should now estimate the farthest distance they've peed adjusting for length of unit.

Yeah, sorry but this one has Fail written all over it. (link is to an article on the telegraph.co.uk website, not the PETA site)

The basic idea seems to be mixing in scenes of animal cruelty with pornography.

Really, what could go wrong with that?

If I was a betting man, I'd wager the porn website never sees the light of day and this is just a publicity stunt, which I guess makes me PETA's bitch for today since I posted about it.

On the third hand, should be a handy tool for future serial killers. Seeing as it will combine two early steps down that road (not that either means you'll be a serial killer just that for those who do, they're both pretty common elements).

Now if only PETA could work in an app for the site where clicking a button will start a small fire.