Aw man, resolution came to quickly, I want Prudence to sue the bastard! 'Tis negligence most foul!

So, how does one remove melted choicolate from one's keyboard?

You lick it, silly!

First, top it off with Reddi-Whip. Rumor has it CP has some.

We unearthed what at one point was an onion, encased in a plastic sealed container, from the fridge Saturday afternoon.

Holy hell, what a stench. And it lingered. For hours.

We are down one plastic food container.

Sounds more like you are down one petri dish to me! :D

Oh but wait - did I mention how the error happened? Some administrative flunky used the wrong answer key when running my scantron exam through the machine.

Grrrrrrrrr.....

They'd better hope I never find out who they are.

Reminds me of my favourite Garfield quote: "The Mystery Meat just crawled out of the tinfoil and snapped at me." :D

Is this onion pre-move, or post-move? It's hard to believe a post-move onion could go bad that fast, but it's harder to believe you would move an onion. :)

Okay - I've been sitting at my desk working for awhile now - and out of the corner of my eye, something on my desk wiggled.

!

Damn frikkin mouse stuck in a sticky trap in the corner (yes - our office has mice and we are given nearly useless sticky traps to fight this problem) wiggling at me.

I yelped, screamed like a school girl, and ran down the hall where it was safe!