Hackers do it and spread viruses.

I was just musing on this for a bit, and it struck me as how there are quite a few of these in the computer industry, what with...

RAM slots, male-female (and for other persuasions, male-male, female-female) connectors, plug-and-play. I'm sure there are quite a few more.

Good hackers do it so you don't even know they were there.

That's actually kind of sad, if you think about it.

Hmm, can't think of a good house husband one.

Casino marketers do it with thousands of people via direct mail...
or
Casino marketers don't do it, we comp it!

Casino Marketers draw you in

Casino Marketers do it with the odds in their favor

Casino Marketers do it where everyone can see.


Ps: As a confirmed gambler I am wondering if you can say what casino you market for?

What, and risk an onslaught of requests for comps?!?!?!

P.S. Speaking of which, can you comp me a room??

I no longer work there. And although the property has been here since the 1930's I doubt you will have heard of it. Boy, that makes it sound like I wasn't very good at my job doesn't it? Anyway, where I live being such a small community I try not to directly divulge where I'm from. Giving the casino name would definitely do that. From there its an easy road to my name address and phone number based on things I've posted previously.

I hope that doesn't come across snotty or maybe even paranoid. But I have been given good reason on the internet before to be more careful than I have been in the past with personal info. Kind of disturbing when someone you've chatted with in an online game calls you up out of the blue because they 'figured out' who you were from seemingly innocuous conversation. Damn search engines anyway.

Funniest damned post I've read in a while!

Look outside your front window. See that "plumbing" van with the blacked out windows? That's me.

Bwah hah hah