Only thing scarier than a zombie is a Mormon zombie!

Omg, is there a difference? Geesh- we've had these two mission zombies in our hood for the last week- they park their car sorta in front of our house, and I have no idea why. I made the mistake of telling them that no, I wasn't interested, but my MIL was Mormon......and they won't go away. They've stopped by twice since then, and both times she was out. (I think maybe they want to hit her up for money?) Anyway, the last time, we had just arrived home and hadn't even turned on the outside lights. (It was dark). Before I had a chance to set down the groceries, they were at the door- and I have to admit I got a little snotty with them). Their car is still out there, and it's kinda freaking me out........

That is wicked cool!

I thought they weren't supposed to drive? All the kids on missions I see are always riding bikes.

They have a car with NY plates on it- weird, eh? I saw them putting stuff in the back of it the other night.

Um, those aren't Mormons...

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