How does a blonde turn on the light after having sex?



What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead snake in the road?



TB or not TB, that is the question.
Cunsumption be done about it?
Of corpse, of corpse,
But not for a lung, lung time.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are expecting and at the OB/GYN office.

The brunette was excited. "When we did it, my husband was on top, so we're having a boy."

The redhead was also excited. "Well, when we did it, I was on top, so we're having a girl."

Suddenly the blonde bursts into tears. The others ask what is wrong. She exclaims "I'm going to have a puppy!"

Why are all blonde jokes one liners?

I know what's missing here...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front door step?



What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your pool?



What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

Can't forget the

Yo Momma's soooo... (genre)

Fat that








Ugly that





Teeth are so yellow that





Stupid that

What does a Lion in the desert and Christmas have in common? .

What do do you yell from your car to a one legged man on the street?

My two favorite things to do in the bathroom:

Why can't elephants ride a bike?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?



Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?



Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?


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I can't remember the good jokes. Just lame-assed crap like this.