"You must spread some Mojo around before giving it to MickeyLumbo again."

That's deep, MBC. ;)

My deep thought of the day:

Someone has to be the caretaker, the adult, the boss. In some relationships it's always one person doing that job, but eventually that person gets burned out. In the best relationships, each person takes turns being the party pooper.

Why can't both be the adult all of the time? Because then no one would have ANY spontaneous, out-of-the-ordinary, risky, or just plain lazy fun.

And of course you can't both play the kid all the time either.

No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.

-Michael J. Trent

My glasses hate me... now instead of getting a bitchin' tattoo on Friday, I'm getting new glasses today :mad:

Bob

HILARIOUS!!!

I saw this posted at the cash register/counter of a local retail store:

I can please only one person per day.
Today is not your day.
Tomorrow isn't looking good either.