Swiss Chocolate, German Beer, Belgian Endive ;)

And, using Alex's "it's good enough for porn" test, don't forget to replace "woman" with "slut" or "ho".

And don't forget to let us know how your next performance evalutation goes. :D

I tried replacing "wife" with those once, and it wasn't pretty.

What, pornos? Yeah, the real thing's much better.

And if you have any young interns in your office, the appropriate phrase would be "barely legal."

No, actually it was more like - "Hey boss, how long have you been married to your slut?" or "My ho is over there."

God, I miss NirvanaMan!

I wouldn't go attracting God's attention to this thread. He'll crash our servers.

Check this out --- www.mayorwonka.com I can't decide if I like the second 'category' or the 4th more.

There was another one I got as an email - they finally found a sponsor for the Superdome - Hershey's kisses, and the accompanying picture showed the 'dome' replaced with a silver kiss-shaped roof.