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Capt Jack 02-09-2006 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Ponine
I got you beat...

aka: "How to keep a man from missing the toilet"

AllyOops! 02-09-2006 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by wendybeth
You've been listening to conservative talk-radio again, haven't you?

Or Howard Stern! :D He's been advertising Vermont Teddy Bears forever, and now, even almost commercial-free on Sirius, he still gives the bears a shout-out. (For the record, I love teddy bears and cute plush toys! I got some darling little Black Lab plush toys as such thoughtful gifts when my beloved snow pea passed away, and they always bring a smile to my face :))

If it's Howard-approved, I'm all over it. ;)

Speaking of Howard-approved, he's been advertising this romantic gift a whole bunch lately, even encouraging his female guests to give it, um, a spin:

http://sybian.com/aff/sybianindex.htm

Nothing says Happy Valentine's Day like a vibrating love saddle complete with attached dildo! :D

€uroMeinke 02-09-2006 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls

Speaking of Howard-approved, he's been advertising this romantic gift a whole bunch lately, even encouraging his female guests to give it, um, a spin:

http://sybian.com/aff/sybianindex.htm

Nothing says Happy Valentine's Day like a vibrating love saddle complete with attached dildo! :D

Perhaps, but that would be a hard one to fit in the night table...

AllyOops! 02-09-2006 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke
Perhaps, but that would be a hard one to fit in the night table...


Hahaha! :snap:

That raises a good question, though.

Where does one store their sybian? (Oh, I feel a new thread topic comin' on!)

Does one place a sybian on the floor before saddlin' up? A chair could be awkward, a bed unsteady.

scaeagles- maybe you could purchase a Vermont Teddy Bear dressed up in little western wear (complete with cowboy hat) and place him on the sybian love saddle as a complete gift package! Everybody wins, no? :D ;)

€uroMeinke 02-09-2006 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls
Hahaha! :snap:

That raises a good question, though.

Where does one store their sybian?

Honestly solve that and I'd bet they'd sell a bunch more - perhaps they could fashion the whole piece into something more decorative or furnature like - I'm thinking of those people who collect carrousel horses...

CoasterMatt 02-09-2006 08:01 PM

I know a few girls who own sybians, and they're pretty proud of them.
As for mounting location, they tend to use a low table (whole new meaning to "cocktail table") or bathroom floor.

Matt "Has friends in strange places"

Ghoulish Delight 02-09-2006 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke
Honestly solve that and I'd bet they'd sell a bunch more - perhaps they could fashion the whole piece into something more decorative or furnature like - I'm thinking of those people who collect carrousel horses...

Or what about those old sewing tables, where the whole machine just swings down to be hidden inside the table when not in use.

LSPoorEeyorick 02-09-2006 08:20 PM

Ooh! New toys!

tracilicious 02-09-2006 08:42 PM

From the Sybian website:

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In the book For Yourself, Dr. Lonnie Barbach reports: "Research by Arvalea Nelson indicates that consistently orgasmic women tend to describe themselves as contented, good-natured, insightful, self-confident, independent, realistic, strong, capable, and understanding while non-orgasmic women tend to describe themselves as bitter, despondent, dissatisfied, distrustful, fussy, immature, inhibited, prejudiced, and sulky."

Of course they're bitter and sulky. They're not getting any. At least not anything good. :p

€uroMeinke 02-09-2006 08:45 PM

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