Ah, but can you do it in heels? :evil:

I can stand on my head, whilst doing the (nearly) full splitz in mid-air...for extended periods of time, or, for as long SacTown can handle it :evil:

Ok. I'm officially frightened by some of you...

I can claim to do a bunch of things I can't really do and you'd all believe me. ;)

I apparently have some skill as a matchmaker.

You and Susan should have a competition

I can suck a basketball through a garden hose while handcuffed and preferrably on my knees.

I can be right over.



Seriously, though, I can do wonderful things with Crisco.

Welcome to my world.

NA can stalk real good.