Not counting the delightful Schmitts Gay Beer, yes, there is actually more than one gay beer:

• Pride Beer from Canada
• Queer Beer from Switzerland

And just for good measure, here are David Letterman's Top Ten slogans for it:
Top Ten Slogans For The New Gay Beer:

10. For guys who don't like Busch.
9. Cold as a mountain stream, gay as a picnic basket!
8. For all the gay stuff you do, this beer's for you.
7. Made with the finest gay hops and barley.
6. Toss one back, and while you're at it have a beer.
5. The perfect drink for spending the afternoon watching "Trading Spaces" with the guys.
4. Come out of the closet and head for the mountains.
3. Wreck your liver and your marriage!
2. Drink until you can see "straight".
1. The Queen of beers.

Blech. The concept is fine but I just hate this artist's style. He made both Britney Spears and Hilary ugly. There's something disturbing about the proportions and face shape that is really unappealing to me.

It appears there is a gay milk as well:

Tastes like homo? Is there a difference in the taste of a homo and a hetero? Sounds like a scientific experiment is called for. With proper methodology, of course. Alex would be quite capable of running it.

Um, yes there is. As in most matters of grooming and self-care, homos tend to be better at it, and generally have tastier stuff.



(but if that is a real carton of milk, I needs to know where I can get me some)

Tasts Like Homo is making me laugh and laugh and laugh. I'd better stop before I go meet with my lesbian clients.


Now, I'm laughing abour Mirkin.

Well, either it IS real, or somebody has gone to elaborate lengths to pull off this hoax.

I watch the trading spaces marathons all the time. Nothing gay about it! Gives you some good ideas.

ahem. Exhibit "Q"

Oh my gawd! Has there ever been a product more perfectly suited to me?