Does this mean you were a target - like people would shoot at you or something?!?

Am I the only one who mis-read this the first time and was confused (thinking he was talking about his current wife)>

Probably.

I read it right and sat here and thought... wow... I didnt know that.
Then I wondered who the heck Betsey Johnson was

I wondered the same thing. Found this. Who is that fugly thing on the opening page?!?

I gotta stop taking lunch so late - the ol' blood sugar peeks and valleys ain't good for the brain.

oh good lord. I shoulda never clicked on that.

as far as the blood sugar, I just think of it as a little "Tower of Terror" for the mind.

That is Betsey Johnson. I wonder if, at 60+ she still does a cartwheel at at the end of shows.

My ex was named after her because of the clothes, not the looks.

Oh, I just remembered a few more:

Adult Books Bookmobile Driver
Official Vomit Mopper for Lindsay Lohan
Toll Booth Operator Fluffer
Hole Punch Replacer for Official US Gov't Documents
Executive Old Magazine Supplier for Doctors' Offices
Starbucks Barista Handwriting Analyst
Used Gum Recycler - Sidewalk and Under Diner Tables Division





:D

so, a lot of overtime in that job, huh?

and better than mopping up after the bookmobile