I'm not gay. I just pretend to be for money.

I'll do just about anything for bacon...

also a lifetime supply of ham and small kitchen appliances!:D

Lemon cake?

It's better than what MBC calls me - Ham-Butt.:blush:

I am alive, and gay but I didnt get a GD toaster!!!! or ham for that matter. Man I got screwed and not just on the matterhorn.

It takes a lot of work for the toaster. I'd stick with the Matterhorn. ;)

Fair enough, but a good toasted pastry is delicious. maybe i can invent a portable toaster so that i can make something after the matterhorn

Mmmm pastries.

Why would you get Ghoulish Delight's toaster?