this reminds me of the time when I worked in a florist:

A customer came in and asked for "Baby's Breast"

I was ready to disembowel my coworker with a staple remover today, when she wouldn't stop saying "O M G!" to everything.

A photo taken at a farmer's market type thing while in Alaska. It needs a hyphen, where would you put it?

Forget punctuation. The word "fanny" just needs to be bigger.

[bevisandbutthead]Heh heh[/bevisandbutthead] I did enjoy that post way more than was perhaps proper for my age and station.

Not that it's grammar-related. But I learned not to call it a "fanny-pack" whilst vacationing in England.