But - as a friend found out - you have to make a purchase from Home Depot to use it.

uHaul rents trucks and I think it is Enterprise that has been touting their pick-up truck rental for house hold goods.

Yeah Uhaul is $20 plus mileage, which racks up pretty quick

Yeah, I'm also in for the desk. (And need to somehow transport.)

• One huge and heavy reclining sofa, well loved. Must pick up at 10am on 10/20, or it goes to the dumpster. Very comfy - just too big for our new place, and it has to be removed (hoisted from our patio) by the movers, and we can't just leave it on property.

The following may be picked up anytime before 10/31, or it goes to Goodwill:

• Charcoal BBQ ("smokey joe" style)

• White plastic hangers (about 80 of 'em - "tube" style, purchased)

• Men's business attire (name brand/excellent condition - shirts are a size 16 neck, pants are 32, and a blazer)

• Faux suade futon chair with ottoman

• Heavily soiled pair of boxer shorts (found on side of road)

We'll have more to add to the list as we keep unloading the old place.

How heavily soiled? soiled with what? what road? what compelled you to pick them up?

This could almost be an entry for the six-word story thread.

Yay!! Someone actually read the post! ;)

so, are you saying the heavily soiled boxer shorts are already spoken for?

No, not yet.

However, we require that you pass a rigorous test to prove you're worthy of giving them a good home.

The test involves a garden hose, bowling ball, goat head, paddle, and hot pink fishnet stockings. Let me know if you're still interested. ;)

If it doen't work out, is it okay if I give them to my hairdresser's daughters?