who'd a thunk! you cow-pun-chers could go on for so long?

Seems like it was a nice car. Swanky paint job... leather exteriors...

You should give us a pat on the back.

...On second thought, don't. :P

Well, if they didn't already have a rack on the roof, they do now!

Introducing the 2008 MPV, built to surpass 5 star rating in the government's new Front Bovine Impact Safety standards. (I'm at work using Paint, cut me some slack on the sloppy photochop job)

Looks like Michigan needs to borrow our sign:

No way... you actually have a sign for "watch for falling cows"? That's better than our "watch for flying immigrant children" signs! (or is that just a really good Photoshopping?)

I chewed it over awhile.

Dairymaid any false accusations, and before anyone pints any fingers, I'll butter foot just slipped.

I don't have the 4 stomachs for this thread anymore.

Wow, there is a lot at steak while driving through that area.