No, no, no. He doesn't get a ham. He gets hammed by ML, MBC and STC. I'm not sure what it means to get hammed, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to know.

No, but I formerly beat off a Jehovah's Witness.




I demand that LoT give me the nickel that would have gone to Kevy for that one.

A nickel?!? HA!

You know not my value!

Sorry.

Ok, I demand my penny. But now that I've budgeted for a nickel I'm going to have to repeat it four more times.

There, I corrected it for you.

Oh, and if I don't start seeing royalty checks, you'll hear from my lawyer.

I feel like I'm reading Dr. Faustus... a community of super-intelligent, cultured adults, given all the power to post on any academic topic of interest, and we spend our days posting of sphincters and boobs.

I love it when literature comes to life :)

I know, I know, this is merely an academic exercise in applying the moral lessons of Dr. Faustus to real life in some post-modernist digital performance art, right? ;)

I get paid to post intelligent things... which is why I haven't seen a dime yet ;)

hmm...and here I thought a smaller sphincter would be worth more.

go figure


...no, really.....you there! go figure!

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