Since it is not as obvious as I thought, I AM JUST HAVING FUN WITH A CONCEPT. I am not seriously interested in having sex with Emma Watson. Yeah, she is cute and all, but it is otherwise just simple fun.

For those who do not know, I am in a committed, monogamous relationship with my wife (Susan - know as GusGus on these boards). Yes, I flirt online and IRL. But it is all innocent fun. If anyone is offended by my actions here or IRL, well, I am sorry you feel that way. If my actions here or IRL bother you, let me know. At that point I can determine what course of action needs to be taken by me.

But please don't believe that I am living out or displaying my true sexual fantasies on the LoT.

That'll be the day when Miley Cyrus turns 18...

But, why not? There's NOTHING wrong with a good fantasy.

I agree with NA. I'm all about expressing my deepest sexual fantasies online.

I was thoroughly expecting to be rikrolled with that link.

You're turned on by contortionists? Does Chris know?

Interesting concept. Here is some porn for NA:

not to mention the fanciful concepts are oft better than the real thing. why would one spoil a perfectly good fantasy with a dose of reality?

(I doubt anyone is really thinking you a stalker K.)

:snap:

We all know you wrote this imagining Emma Watson speaking it in the affronted way she raked Ron over the coals at the Yule Ball.

Speaking of interestig sexual fantasies, I just know someone here will go for:

Verdi + Naked People + World Trade Centers + Mickey Mouse.

You just can't make this stuff up.

NSFW Says Kevy.