Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket (Post 217189)

Does anyone else have a certain Blondie song stuck in their heads, too?

Originally Posted by Mark Twain

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That is a simple rule, and easy to remember. When I, a thoughtful and unblessed Presbyterian, examine the Koran, I know that beyond any question every Mohammedan is insane; not in all things, but in religious matters. When a thoughtful and unblessed Mohammedan examines the Westminster Catechism, he knows that beyond any question I am spiritually insane. I cannot prove to him that he is insane, because you never can prove anything to a lunatic--for that is a part of his insanity and the evidence of it. He cannot prove to me that I am insane, for my mind has the same defect that afflicts his. All Democrats are insane, but not one
of them knows it; none but the Republicans and Mugwumps know it. All the Republicans are insane, but only the Democrats and Mugwumps can perceive it. The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. When I look around me, I am often troubled to see how many people are mad. To mention only a few:

The Atheist, The Theosophists, The Infidel, The Swedenborgians, The Agnostic, The Shakers, The Baptist, The Millerites, The Methodist, The Mormons, The Christian Scientist, The Laurence Oliphant Harrisites, The Catholic, and the 115 Christian sects, the Presbyterian excepted, The Grand Lama's people, The Monarchists, The Imperialists, The 72 Mohammedan sects, The Democrats, The Republicans (but not the Mugwumps), The Buddhist, The Blavatsky-Buddhist, The Mind-Curists, The Faith-Curists, The Nationalist, The Mental Scientists, The Confucian, The Spiritualist, The Allopaths, The 2000 East Indian sects, The Homeopaths, The Electropaths, The Peculiar People, The--

But there's no end to the list; there are millions of them! And all insane; each in his own way; insane as to his pet fad or opinion, but otherwise sane and rational. This should move us to be charitable towards one another's lunacies. I recognize that in his special belief the Christian Scientist is insane, because he does not believe as I do; but I hail him as my mate and fellow, because I am as insane as he insane from his point of view, and his point of view is as authoritative as mine and worth as much. That is to say, worth a brass farthing.
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Originally Posted by JWBear (Post 216976)

Ah-Ha! So that's what the Swan Station was for!

Originally Posted by Nephythys

Friends? Right now I clearly do not have them.

Originally Posted by lashbear (Post 217200)

Visible Mojo to you !!!! :snap:


I'm your friend - and when I'm raptured and you end up left behind, then you can finish off my Monte Cristo at dinner. :D :p

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket (Post 217189)

Does anyone else have a certain Blondie song stuck in their heads, too?

Originally Posted by katiesue (Post 217193)

Yes!

Originally Posted by Alex (Post 217195)

The only one he was wrong about (and it offends me greatly) were atheists. They're not insane.