Wait a minute. Is it David E or David F?

Or is David G on the way next?

Welcome David G!

WWDED?
 

Sometimes when I am scanning the threads on LoT I will think of some pithy little comment I think will be funny -- but then I stop and re-consider, well what if its not funny? Should I post it anyway? By the time I make a decision I find that LoT has all ready signed me out.

But now, instead, I ask myself, What Would David E Do? And I do just that.

Which is nothing.

What I am trying to say is, thank you David E! May you one day find the other letters to your last name.

I did talk to him and he swears he'll post before we get to David Z. Where are we now? David J? Well, let's talk about David J shall we? He used to be in Bauhaus and Love and Rockets, right?

I think he's imaginary....

So, uh...

Whatever happened to David E?

David F?

Welcome David H!

Last Friday night, as €uro and I stood helplessly by, NA gesticulated wildly and held a conversation with an imaginary person.

Later, she claimed that "David E" was on her "blue tooth" - whatever that is.

Some people will meet with Wall-E on Friday. Maybe he knows where David E. is.

HaHA!!!
 

HaHA!!! It is I, David E!!!!!!!!!

Unbeknownst to you, I have been here all the time, lurking, LURKING... spending weeks, poring over every post, scrutinizing the personalities of every member, searching for the tiniest weaknesses, the slightest cracks in your personalities.

As proof of this, I will mention that I now happen to know that many of you, despite being fully growed adults, have a predilection for a certain local theme park, which I will have the discretion not to mention here, but which I allude to only so that you will know the extent of my knowledge and wide powers of observation over all that I survey!

Perhaps you thought I was too weak to come up with a good username, my computer skills too feeble to successfully register a custom password I would remember. Well, of passwords I now have many!! And of avatars I have several, all of which are too good to show to others. Likewise, of taglines and quotations, I can link to websites which would supply an unlimited amount of the wisdom of all the ages, on a continually rotating basis, or of the most outrageous; which would startle all who viewed them beyond any that were ever posted, or any act not posted but only imagined involving man or beast and salad dressing, were I to actually post such a thing.

Also, I have honed my skills in political debate to perform a kind of verbal jiu-jitsu, as well as being able to cite the most obscure origins of former band mates of the most happening musical acts, including those of Scandinavian origin but with Mexican names.

Of knowledge of places to eat, I am unrivalled! From those who serve only raw foods but insist on molding them into savory dishes like lasagna, and for whom serving meat is unthinkable, to those specialize in the deepest darkest innards of wild game or the barnyard beast.

When it comes to swankings, I am the foremost expert, bar NONE, of ALL of those in San Juan Capistrano! For that I have posted a blow by blow schedule of things to do there including a BBQ at my house. You can see proof of this in that thread which I have posted there with my bare hands!

HaHA!!!