Brilliant! Simply brilliant!

Personally, I prefer the ones without wings.

Hey, wait... that would be an awesome theme song for a pad commercial! Let's work on this together! We'll be rich! RICH!!! :D

I'm envisioning... a group of gal pals running slo-mo through a field, trailing glorious bits of satin in the breeze and singing melodically, looking ever so happy of the freedom, and then hopping on board a giant hovering pad that queefs as it launches into the heavens of springtime freshness!

Bumper sticker from this weekend: Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver

Were you successful in creeping yourself out?

Hey! I thought my "Queefer Sutherland" queef tweet was pretty funny...
:D

You also get a special award for being the first to respond.

Yeah, well, me and bodily sounds get along.
:D

I'm like a proud father whenever I come into this thread....

You're the very embodiment of Papa Queef!

A blast from the past... Only I'm not blue...

That was a fart, not a queef. Although, I'm sure mine would cause the same reaction. ;)