Rivalries are good.
Our stadia sat empty -
We watched Boston sweep.

Barry did not play.
Or did you mean the other
ballpark hot dog, yo?

Masters starts today
See Phil Mickelson's man boobs
jiggle while he swings

Should have reloaded
before responding to see
if anything changed.

"Colors of the Wind"
Chokes me up for some reason.
(Is this the wrong thread?)

Confess in Haiku
Quote swanky films, wondering
about the Pope's death.

In the past, no one
ever had to multi-task
their conversations.

More on the Masters
Predictions on the victor?
Ernie, VJ, Phil?

Tiger has a shot
He has been driving better
But Phil's got short game

Perhaps an unknown?
Like a Darren Clarke maybe
Mix it up a bit

Sac, what do you say?
Great golf pontificator
That we know you are

The great Bobby Short
has gone to play Cole Porter
with Heaven's angels. :(

The rain has returned-
pounding hard against my house.
When will it stop?

Spread open the folds
Enjoy the sweet musty scent.
I love a good book.