The Red Planet has been standing by for eons, but in this particular iteration since 2000.

Red Dawn standing by.

Jek Porkins, the big man!

The one fat joke in Star Wars.

Red Devil Fireworks standing by for the next July 4th.

Red beans and rice standing by




Japanese red beans refuse to participate, saying "listen you stupid ****, I'm an azuki bean! Plus, I'm otherwise occupied as facial hair."

Red Storm Rising, standing by.

How could this not have been posted before now?

MONORAIL RED, STANDING BY



Both of them

Icky Softdrink going down the drain.

Code Red off the air.