"I didn't build him for you!" (Sorry... Couldn't resist.)

I'm not a muscly-man kind of girl either, but, man does he look good sitting naked on a chair. Naked.

I'm sure there's at least one you might appreciate...



(also singing Sweat Transvestite in my head)

mmm muscly guys are so much fun to play with.

Especialy 20 y/o JFK Jr look-alikes.

So sometimes, I don't get to stay in the swankiest digs when I travel.

Exhibit A: My View (note the "Donation Door")


The sign in my bathroom reminding me of the correct use of towels - not for cleaning:



And my favorite, an attempt to stop the senseless deaths caused by being crushed by a vending machine:

Nice. Did the pool (if it had one) say "Dough Boy" on the side?

AH, no wonder you wand phone sex...

I thought the "Warning.. do not tip" was for an AndyGump... I read that with the crapper in mind... :)

I believe those will indeed dispense free product when tipped

So I guess there are a rash of deaths due to those machines??