Prudence |
11-27-2006 09:17 PM |
I am finally home after what was the most terrifying car ride of my life. We were supposed to get maybe 1-3 inches of snow at the higher elevations before morning. What *actually* happened is that right at 4:45 or so the skies opened and dumped white, frosty hail, followed by gobs and gobs of snow. Right as rush hour is getting into gear, and the Seahawks have a home game on Monday night football. See if you can imagine what followed.
It took us 3 hours to travel the 25 miles home, most of that time in the first 10 -15 miles. First, we couldn't even get off campus because the buses had all just stopped. In the middle of the road, thereby blocking both lanes. We finally get out of campus by driving the wrong way through the entrance.
Meanwhile, because the crosswalk lines are completely hidden, the brain dead ave rats took that as permission to wander aimlessly about in the streets. Every block is an incline of some sort, cars are slipping and sliding, and pedestrians are wandering - leisurely - into traffic. And the ever present kamikaze bicyclists are still whizzing in between and cutting off skidding cars.
We finally got to the freeway. It was miserable but tolerable (barely) until Northgate. We had been slowly inching along fairly steadily. Then we were stopped. And stopped. Move a car length, stopped. All lanes. But when we were stopped, the wet roads would freeze over and we'd slip and slide until we got moving again. And that just kept going.
Meanwhile, of course because things are slow, people in pick-ups and SUVs are flying down the shoulder because they're extremely potent with shockingly large genitalia and therefore get to do that sort of thing.
It could have been worse - I5 southbound was completely blocked around Shoreline by an articulated bus parked diagonally across all lanes. I wondered as we passed it how many people in that back up had tickets for the game that was already half over.
I now require an adult beverage.
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