Dear Snowy's boss

get a life. she obviously has one. you should give it a try sometime

a concerned cohort

Dear Capt. Jack:

I love you!

Snowflake

Dear Guy-Two-Rows-Over;

I've finally figured it out! You remind me of Jar Jar Binks... even down to the way that you walk. Impressive! Or not.

Sincerely,

Erica

Dear Guy-Two-Rows-Over-From-BE,

That is impressive.
It's pretty hard to be something that odd.

~Me

Dear Remy,

You are a very sweet little girl. I know they bought you at Petco. Petco's rodent track record is 1 out of 4, so please make this 2 out of 5.

To the other Girls, get over it. She is a baby. She still has her baby fuzz. Be nice (especially you Smurf). Quit the snits you all seem to be in.

Love, Mommy.


To The Boss,

When I go up to tell you I am sick and need to go home, it is not time to play Let's Make a Deal. I came in because I had a problem order on my desk that I needed to make sure got taken care of. I could have just called out sick, but I didn't. I have only gone home sick twice in a year. You have another person who seems to set her own schedual. Before you get onto me, try looking at Little Miss Perfect.

Signed, the one who cleans up after LMP

Dear Health Law Professor:

You did NOT just ask us to count off to form groups, did you? Because we can't possibly be trusted, as adults, to form groups on our own and have to count off like we're in grade school? You suck, and so do your lectures; we can read the power point slides ourselves, if that's all the teaching you're going to do.

No love,
Me.

Dear D,

Call your mother.


Love,
Mom

Dear Ursula1000:

Please come to Southern California

K

Dear Co-workers,

Please, please, knock it off with the food. Or at least tone it down a bit. I thought we were going to have a monthly birthday celebration but there's a celebration for each one. If it was just cake it might be reasonable but there's enough food for an army and it just sits there tempting me all day. I usually stay away and end up feeling like I'm being rude. This week I joined you all (two days in a row!) and I just ended up feeling sick.

So I'm not going to ask you to stop the all day feeding frenzies if that's what you like. But I simply can't participate any more. Please don't keep reminding me that there's food. I feel so much better when I control what I eat. I'm sorry if it's rude.

Sincerely,
Workplace Party Pooper

Dear Mutaytor,

Please bring more fire and aerialists into my life,
Thanks
Matt