Yay for bacon!

Naughty bear!
:D

Quoth the Stoat:

"Oooh, it's the perfect health food, because it has all three food groups: Sugar, Fat & Salt."

Actually, I think you should process the Bananas, Bacon and Peanut Butter in a quisinart until it's a smooth paste-like sandwich spread.

Kraft could manufacture it, and call it BanaNutAconMite :snap: :cheers: :D

Value-Added Recipe
 

Take a generous scoop of Lashbears BanaNutAconMite into the blender and add half a bottle of Dom Perignon, then blend till frothy. Serve in martini-glasses - this incorporates the fourth food group, Alcohol. :cheers:

Your brain will thank you, but your friends won't.

Addendum:

Whilst scientists were quick to disenfrachise the planet Pluto that we all grew up with, they were slow (really slow) to recognise Alcohol as the fourth food group. What a pack of kill-joys. They are only just now beginning to realise that "Pluto" was actually supposed to be called "Pub" - which of course explains the term "He's off the planet".

And for God's sake, it's Pluto Pub, not Pluto Pup*.

As always,

LashStoat.

*For the American audience, this is like a Corndog, invented by a guy named Walker.

Just dropped in to say hi to Lashstoat! Hi, Lashstoat!


Oh, and I had bacon for dinner, with eggs and all that other breakfast stuff. I only like breakfast at dinnertime.

The boys down under are drunk on bacon again!

Scientific Breakthrough

The AmoGlycoPsuedoEfoTyalomine Drug Company has produced the World's first BanaNutAconMite tablet.

Whilst proud of their synthesis of the core quasi-food supplimentary additive "BanaNutAconMite-tartrate", the Marketing Spokesperson of AmoGlycoPsuedoEfoTyalomine was slightly taken aback when Susie-Anne Krellingshaw of Arkansas, aged 11, announced "My Dad said 'tartrate my ass - heart rate is more like it'".

Company Officials have declined to comment on claims that the BanaNutAconMite tablet increases one's blood pressure and cholesterol to near off-the-scale readings, however the Marketing Spokesperson has reiterated the value of the drug to the "Othi-epian*" [sic] people as "an alternative to eating desert dust".

*The AmoGlycoPsuedoEfoTyalomine Spokesperson has since learnt that Ethiopia is an African state, and that cholesterol isn't a type of furniture polish.


But it's all about the Bacon. :blush:

Very [sic] if you ask me.. :p