Shameless, I have this in Special edition.;) :rolleyes:

The Freeloader's Guide to Easy Living: Drinking

Okay, I have to admit that the finger mustache thing is pretty damn amusing. I love how the people getting them are honest about how incredibly silly it is.

Cute kitties and geekiness. Excellent. Now if they only had lasers on their heads for mouse hunting.....

Best line: "Fluffy is a marathon lounger".

I've been a pretty unhappy cat butler, lately, so needed this to remind me that I actually love having them around. Of course, one of mine is anti-social and crazy, but maybe all he needs is a cardboard box to sculpt.

And where'd he learn that from?

Dude, it's not my fault!

He was the runt of the litter and belongs to a long line of feral alley cats (Brooklyn, represent!), so I'd say that, plus the 5 weeks he was outdoors before I got my hands on him, are reason enough.