Is this a good thread to talk about the Vatican Male Prostitution Ring scandal ... or should we start a fresh one specifically for the homo hypocrisy scandals of the Catholic Church?

What did those whacky butt-pirate Catholics do now?

Oh, you can't make this stuff up. These scandals just write themselves!

Apparently you could call the Vatican for gay-prostitute delivery. Of course, why no one was suspicious of an exclusive, secretive club of men called "Gentleman of His Holiness" is beyond me. I'm pretty sure I saw a bar with that name in Castro.

Stiff dick in twenty minutes or it's free?

Is it juvenile that I giggled at the terms, "papal gentleman" and "lay attendant"?

Not at all.