I was planning on spelling it out in actual bacon across the whole board. ;)

My hammock looks like this:



I wil be in it.

Do we bring our own bear boxes?
Or is this something you can buy?

I'm very tempted to get this:

:D

(Click the smiley.)

You have to bring your own bear box as well as your own bear to keep in it.

What about a twink box?

Oh ho. You're lying. Google says that bear boxes are already at the campsite. Or on female bears. See, this is crazy stuff that mainlanders have at their campsites. You don't see anyone in Hawai'i getting attacked by cougars, bears and coatimundis do you?

You laugh now, but I may very well be the best camper around. I may be the only one left at the end of the trip without bear or cougar bites on their arms and legs.

Twink boxes are MUCH smaller and would not be appropriate for n extended camping trip. They are usually only good for abut 1 use.

I'll make sure Thurston gives you a good hard one.

That just sounds wrong and X-rated.